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FIGHTING BIRD FLU IN THE OFFICE

IN THE ACT OF THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE OFFICE TO FIGHT VIRUS

Install the units of the wall of the foam of the alcohol (or it gives the sinks that is washed) in the entrance of oficina/del building and through area of the office. Animate frequently to employees who wash to the clean hands and /or with alcohol before entering, and through day. Wash eyeglasses when you wash the hands.

Install the towels of paper through the area of the office, one of the sostenedores of the towel of paper in each area including. Keep the bottle from the disinfectant (' 409 ' or ' Lysol', let the disinfectant seat before cleaning dull) next to the paper towels. Animate to ALL the employees who once in a while clean the telephones of the area of the office, doorknobs, the handle of pote of the coffee, the keyboards, the mouse, the machines of the copy, the etc.

Avoid the handshake: Hands that shake can be to icebreaker friendly or a potential carrier of a virus. A slight arc, pitching of the head, or the thumbs for above try instead of another one. In the central location tymponic provides the thermometer (of the ear) (its express) and the thermometers of the mouth. The high temperatures are a sample of the infection and easy to supervise. If somebody feels "under time" they can be verified and consult with a supervisor.

Have well-taken care of how you sneeze: If you do not have a fine weave when you sneeze, she does not sneeze in his hands - she sneezes in the thief of his elbow instead of another one. Clean his hands whenever you sneeze.